hahaha dug one up from forever ago... it's entitled "Ode to men who take pictures of themselves with their shirts off."

Hot-shot, shirt off, handing her a dream. Hands clasped-nice ass- but nothing's what it seems. Creep back, attack, woman's worth won't mean a thing. Eyes closed, unknown, she's hoping for a ring. Hot-shot, shirt off, that girl becomes a bore. Hot-shit hits it with the whore next door. Oblivious to the obvious, a goddess in his reach. Looks down, proud now, a bitch between his knees. Hot shot, shirt off, attention's little whore. Hair cut, let's fuck. It could have been much more. Heads up, the slut won that ugly game. Hot-shot, shirt off, was her claim to fame. What, slut? No buts. Shit, forgot her name. Code-red, waterbed, rocking in its frame. Man-whore, nothing more. Castration is a gift. Creep back, attack, chop the fucker's dick.